The wise say that one ought not to speak one’s very first thoughts out loud.
With those words of friendly warning on this glorious Monday, I thus present to you purely for your amusement…
One of the headlines today proclaims “Royal baby: Harry & Meghan welcome a child”:
Take a number and get to the very back of that long line little man.
I once saw a rather well adorned tombstone upon a grave with the word “LUST” on it:
One down, six to go.
Having sported a rather butchered hairstyle over the last week or so due to a self-inflicted hair clipper mishap, an acquaintance of mine says during an idle conversation recently, “By the way, I really like your new hairdo.”
Love is blind indeed!